yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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