god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
last night I used snow as a chaser
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