Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i was born a porn star she said
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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