I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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