Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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