My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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