vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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