Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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