love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
