You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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