She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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