don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I've blown a few things in my day
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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