On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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