Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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