He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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