i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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