Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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