Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Your penis caused this!
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