btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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