she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
