I think my vagina is haunted
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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