my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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