Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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