PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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