no, he came in my armpit
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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