Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
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mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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