if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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