is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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