I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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