David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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