I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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