In the future we'll all be gay
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
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Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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