you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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