Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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