Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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