just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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