I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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