Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
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how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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