last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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