we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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