But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you didnt know i had herpes?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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