apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
now i know why i became what i already was.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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