Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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