he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I'm really busy with my period
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