His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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BRING THE BAGELS
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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