Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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