It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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