What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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