when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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