I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
