brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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