he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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