Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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