Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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