oh god the rape fog is back!
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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