I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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